According to the clowns at fake charity Alcohol Concern, today marks that start of Alcohol Awareness Week.
As a responsible drinker, I consider it my duty to be very much aware of how much alcohol I have available to me at any one moment – as well as where the nearest licensed premises is. Currently at home I have:
- 28 beers
- 5 bottles of red wine
- 2 70cl bottles of vodka
- 1 35cl bottle of Jack Daniel’s
- 1 bottle of Cava
- 2 0.2cl bottles of Rotkäppchen*
I think that is enough to get me through the next week.
This is what they mean by being alcohol aware, isn’t it?