Whilst clearing out the spam folder today I came across this piece of utter nuttiness:
News from American Patriot Group: Sandy Hook school disobey the terrorist organization Bilderberg Group by not house training the little children to worship Satan. The Bilderberg Group also known as the illuminati sent a kill squad over to execute all those little children in school to make an example out of them. The message was: You must house train your little children, little niece, little nephews in America to worship the Devil in school or they all must die.
Less tinfoil hat, more full on Faraday cage.